A Guide to Not Losing Your Shit

Shuffle daily. Mentally scream as needed... 52 cards. One fragile grip on reality.

Life’s a lot. This deck won’t fix it, but it might keep you from rage-quitting the group chat.

Inside are 52 pieces of blunt, helpful advice for staying mildly functional in a world that won’t stop emailing you.

“Work First. Whine Later. Save the complaining for after the work is done."
“Deadlines Don’t Care About Your Vibe. Don’t wait for the perfect mood. Start in a bad one.”
“Waiting For 'Motivation' Is a Loser’s Game. Use discipline. Not feelings”

No toxic positivity. No gold foil affirmations. Just pure, unfiltered survival mode in card form.

Size: 9x3x6cm